Ever get the feeling over the past 10 years that your life has been missing something? something important? Well this is probably just what youve been looking for!! A 70 minutes long critique of star wars: the phantom menace!!! yay!
Must say its pretty good tho, its thorough and insightful, also ever since I saw that film I think I felt all this needed to be said in a concise and comprehensive way. Finally my soul can rest peacefully!

There is also some kind of unnecessary and IMO not very good meta-narrative about the reviewer killing people or something and also "pizza rolls" dunno what they are but they sound and look good! I guess he's making a point about what kind of person actually makes a 70 minute review about the phantom menace, Oh no!! Now I'm writing a review of a review of the phantom menace! that makes me worse!!!!